Welcome! We’re very pleased to meet you. No, really – we need the outside contact. That’s Gary over there dropping silent-but-deadlies in the beanbag. Sheila’s the one who keeps eating all the snacks, and Mark’s disappeared down the road to pick up some more shiraz. I’m Rhonda, the designated overseer of this website and the only one among us with any real talent.

Down to business, though. We’re a group of fiction writers who meet on a weekly basis to… well, eat pretzels and complain about our lives, for the most part. The main thing to keep in mind that you’ll never know when we’re trying on a character. We live and breathe fiction, see.

Step into our world of mundane observations and malleable identities. Please? We’re entirely fed up with each other’s company.